February 2010
337 posts
If you’re on a pirate ship, you’re probably a pirate.
– Words of wisdom from my UCB 401 teacher, Charlie (via windycitygirl)
People aren't worth their shit.
sweetdreamsetc:
Give up on them before you get attached.
[Hello reason I’m so alone.]
January 2010
51 posts
Smell, Taste, Pee.
The order in which my dog chooses to investigate everything outside…though not always in that order, which is sometimes kind of gross.
I asked her if she thought she'd be good at...
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
“No fucking way. I only have two pieces of advice. If you’re under 25 –- shut the fuck up, junior. If you’re over 25 — grow the fuck up, loser.”
The State of The Union has been boring since the second season. I dunno why NBC...
– comment I approved. (via peterfeld)